The Wrong Side Up…A Clyde The Tortoise Mixtape. {Download} {Listen}

Brownstone is an acceptable place of residence, albeit much messier than you’re used to and the male has taken to placing you upside down on loose papers as a “paperweight”. The latter is never enjoyable but you suppose it evens out when the female slips you some of her breakfast fruit when the male isn’t looking.

You could get used to this.

  1. Cruel - St. Vincent: For you could want that, too/ They could take or leave you/ So they took you, and they left you/ How could they be casually cruel?/ Cruel, cruel, oh!

  2. Please Ask For Help - Telekinesis: And when you start, I can’t stop/ Nothing for me to grip/ And when i try to get away/ You always give me the slip/ […] Please ask for/ Please ask for help!

  3. Starring - Freelance Whales: Shut me up with your long tubesocks/ They don’t scream, “Hey, let’s just be friends”/ […] But I think I get you now/ I think I get you now/ This is me starring/ In a stranger’s nightmare.

  4. Quite Nice People - Ida Maria: How come I’m so afraid of people/ Most people are quite nice people/ How come I’m so in love with people/ Most people are quite stupid people.

  5. Underdog - Imagine Dragon: Hey, that sounds like my luck/ I get the short end of it/ Oh I love to be/ I love to be the underdog/ Living the low life/ Low life…

  6. I will, Tonight - The Brobecks: Honestly/ I’ve not the foggiest idea/ Just what I’m doing here/ But why should i go?/ I can’t believe (I can’t believe)/ That our home is blown (to smithereens)/ And at night the radiation makes it glow.

  7. This Is The Life - Two Door Cinema Club: Feel something right and feel some good/ Because if one thing works you might know it’s true/ ‘Cause if this is the life, this is the life/ This is the life, then who’d argue?
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